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From the offices of G. Dweeb
Chief Under-Executive of Defective Products
MAGIFAX INC.
A Division of FIRX Enterprises
To an Adventurer, 2nd Class
Dear
Oh dear. It seems that you have purchased a Nebulator (tm) from one of
our vendors. Thank you for spending your paycheck with us! However, it is
my unfortunate duty to inform you that a large batch of defective Nebulators
was somehow shipped from our level 3 plant and somehow wound up in the
vendor you bought it from. We are sorry about that (really, we are).
We have dis-continued the Nebulator series, and are thus unable to
provide a replacement. Company policy prohibites the MAGIFAX division from
giving refunds. Please accept our heart-felt apology.
Sincerely,
G. Dweeb
copies to: D. Fleeb, F. Twilb, P. Griss, L. Nurble, and on and on...